Here you go, you lazy bum. I understand the sentiment XP

( ) I have been drunk
( ) I have kissed a member of the opposite sex
( ) I have kissed a member of the same sex
( ) I crashed a friend's car
( ) I have been to Japan
( ) I rode in a taxi
( ) I have been in love
( ) I've had sex
( ) I've had sex in public
( ) I've shoplifted
( ) I have been fired
( ) I have cut myself on purpose
( ) I have been in a fist fight
( ) I've had a 3-some
( ) I've snuck out of my parent's house
( ) I have been tied up
( ) I have been caught masturbating
( ) I have been arrested
( ) I've made out with a stranger
( ) I've stolen something from my job
( ) I've celebrated New Year's in Time Square
( ) I've gone on a blind date
( ) I've had a crush on a teacher
( ) I've celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans
( ) I have been to Europe
( ) I've skipped school
( ) I've slept with a co-worker
( ) I have thrown up in a bar
( ) I have purposely set myself on fire
( ) I have eaten sushi
( ) I have been snowboarding
( ) I have been snow skiing
( ) I have made a snow angel
( ) I have been happy with myself
( ) I have met a movie star
( ) I had sex in a pool
( ) I went to a prom
( ) I've bungee jumped
( ) I have been to a pop concert
( ) I have dated someone for over a year
( ) I sold naked pictures of myself
( ) I have been in a car accident
( ) I have slept in the nude
( ) I've eaten cheesecake
( ) I've had jury duty
( ) I've hated someone without knowing them
( ) I have been to Maine
( ) I've shot a real gun
( ) I've ran around with my trousers around my ankles
( ) I've had sex with someone within a week of meeting them
( ) I've done ecstasy
( ) I've gotten my ass kicked
( ) I've been caught smoking
( ) I've milked a cow
( ) I've got in a verbal fight with a teacher
( ) I've cheated on someone
( ) Lied one time in this survey
( ) Lied more then once in this survey
( ) Threw a party at a friends house when they were gone
( ) Partied every weekend for the last month
( ) Sniffed markers to get high
( ) Slept for more than 15 hours at a time
( ) Petted a live tiger
( ) Kissed someone in the snow
( ) Found a four leaf clover
( ) Gave your parents the finger behind a closed door
( ) Gotten drunk in Germany
( ) Cried in public
( ) Cried in public in the last 5 days
( ) Been hit on by a member of the same sex
( ) Been asked to perform oral sex by a complete stranger
( ) Have unknowingly been the other man/woman in a relationship
( ) Have knowingly been the other man/woman in a relationship
( ) Hates the SuicideGirls.com banner